DJ Khaled the type of guy who:
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By iCybutMelting
-eats a burger and wipes his mouth with the wrapper it came with
-would join the army just to meet Colonel Sanders
-orders two meals on a date and then ask his girl "ok now what you want"
-wiggles his fingers before taking a donut from the box
-leaves a towel on his shoulders during sex
-wipes his tears with bread
-asks for salami slices to put on his eyes at the spa
-would take online swimming classes
-would be the guy no one talks to but stands at y'all circles and laughs to everyone's jokes
