I never though I’d say this, but here need to be more farts

I bought this album thinking I would get tens of minutes of enjoyment. After all, 100 fart sound effects? I was sure this would be well of comedy gold that could not possibly run dry. I dare you to imagine my surprise when, after purchasing this album, I found that there were only 60 fart sounds! The steel plated family jewels of these charlatans to falsely name and advertise this is astounding.

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